Gary Busey, You Changed My Mind!!!

Hello Family!

As most of you know it's been my opinion that Twitter is a waste of valuable online real estate. I do not need to know you're taking a crap. You do not need to know I'm chronically masturbating in a corner with the shades pulled down, the lights turned off and "SpongeBob SquarePants" on my tv. Muted, of course, so I can just jack off while watching that sponge soak up water. Over and over again. And that laugh! Oh that laugh that sends electricity through my body and makes my balls churn like two little cannons waiting for a sponge to laugh maniacally so they can fire baby batter into the air. And wonder aloud as I'm wipe the cum off my chest and chin with my very own square yellow sponge, "I wonder just how much jizz can one little yellow sponge take? But you know, don't you SpongeBob. Cause you're a dirty little sponge, arentcha? You're a dirty little spooge sopping up sponge from the bottom of the sea, arentcha? You know exactly how much you can take, huh? Yeah. You know."

The point is family, you don't need to know that.

I don't need to "tweet" you with every little thing that's happening in my life (music. masturbation. that's pretty much it.) And I certainly don't want to hear about the mundane minutiae that is your life. I'm sure you have a million and one things to do that have absolutely nothing to do with updating me and the rest of the universe about what's going on with you.

But like a lone cowboy riding into a one-horse town with a glimmer in his eye and a sherriff's badge on his chest and two guns at his side ready to prove anybody who crosses him otherwise, Gary Busey has changed my mind.

Yes family, you read it right: Much like a cracked cranium will change your point of view forever, Gary Busey - America's FAVORITE cracked cranium - has changed my mind about Twitter.

Check out the article here:

http://www.okgazette.com/p/13031/a/4309/Default.aspx?ReturnUrl=LwBEAGUAZgBhAHUAbAB0AC4AYQBzAHAAeAAslashAHAAPQAxADIAOAAxADQA

Now it's probably not really Gary Busey in all these accounts tweeting random shit, but I for one am not going to take that chance. The chance that Gary Busey - crazed drum player from back in the day on Howard Stern, Promise Keeper to this day (I think) - has tapped into a level of genius not seen since his Oscar overlooked performance in "Homo Erectus".

Yes family, Gary Busey has tapped into the genius of posting random crazy shit on what may or may not be several accounts in his name on Twitter. And I'm following his lead.

So family for your daily dose of random crazy (hopefully funny) shit posted online and to your BlackBerry anytime you want it, go here:

https://twitter.com/randomcrazyshit

Here's what you won't find in any of my tweets:
1. Updates about my life.
2. Updates about my so-called music career
3. Updates on new SpongeBob SquarePants episodes (okay maybe I'll update that)

Here's what you will find in all of my tweets:
1. Random Crazy Shit.

So I'm on Twitter now. Follow Me!

Peace.

-Stephen
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What's New With Stephen Dillard-Carroll?

So what's new with Stephen Dillard-Carroll?

Check it out:

1) Stephen Dillard-Carroll will be a featured artist at this year's Enid GLBTQA Pride Picnic & Festival in Enid, Oklahoma on Saturday, July 18th, 2009. The pride picnic and festival will be held at Meadowlake Park, Pavillion #1. Appropriately titled, "Let Your Colors Show" Stephen will be doing just that as he takes the main stage in his first performance of the summer. He will also have a booth where he will be meeting fans and selling his CD all day long. So make plans now to see him live and in person at the Enid GLBTQA Pride Picnic & Festival on Saturday, July 18th, 2009. For detailed directions and performance schedule, go here:

http://enidglbt.org/PrideSchedule.html

2) I'm looking for fans to document my live shows. I'm looking for photographers and videographers to record me doing my "thang" on stage. Whether you consider yourself an amateur, a hobbyist, or do it for a living it doesn't matter. I wanna see the show from your eyes. The good stuff may very well be posted to stephendc.com. So grab your cameras, your camera phones, and your video equipment and come out to see me live. Then send what you caught on tape here:

caughtintheact@stephendc.com

3) "I Feel Like Dancin'", the second single from "Introducing... ME" is on deck to be released by the end of July to internet radio stations all around the world. Once I've compiled a definitive list of the internet radio stations that have it in hand, I'll be sending out another e-mail (complete with direct links to Request Lines) for you to do your part to hear "I Feel Like Dancin'" in heavy rotation at your favorite internet radio station. As always, stay tuned to stephendc.com and this blog for all the latest updates.

4) As of this writing, "Introducing... ME" is being reviewed by several regional and national publications. As soon as I'm made aware of release dates for reviews (which early word on the street is "FABULOUS", by the way) I will pass the information on to you so you can grab a copy at your favorite newsstand. Stay tuned to stephendc.com and this blog for all the details.

Here's the rest of the good stuff you need to know:

1) I need to send out a BIG THANK YOU to all the people out there that have purchased "Introducing... ME" through CDBaby.com. Since going live a little over a month ago, "Introducing... ME" has sold out once and continues to sell to this day. So to all of you all there that have purchased one, two, even three copies at a time of "Introducing... ME" (you know who you are!), thank you. My music family's support support in this endeavor means the world to me. To those of you who have yet to purchase a copy, don't sleep on it family. And to those of you who have put down the $12.99 for you own copy, "Thank You" isn't nearly enough but I hope at least for now it will suffice. To get your hands on a copy all your own, go here:

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/stephendillardcarrol (And no, that's NOT a typo at the end of the web address. They did in fact leave the last "l" off my last name.)

2) If you'd rather download it to your computer or mp3 player, you can get it from i-tunes.com, amazonmp3.com, napster.com, and shockhound.com. And should you have a subscription with rhapsody.com, no worries, "Introducing... ME" will be coming on board there as well very shortly. To find me, just go to any of the above websites and type in my last name "Dillard-Carroll" or type in the name of the CD, "Introducing... ME" and you will have the CD to purchase at your fingertips.

And that's it for now, family. Stay tuned to stephendc.com and this blog for all the latest details. I want to send out one final THANK YOU before I close this blog out. I've said it before and I'll say it again: "I cannot do this without you!" All your love and support and cheerleading from the sidelines has kept me going in my darkest nights and my brightest days. So thank you to everyone who's in my corner. I appreciate you more than you'll ever know.

Peace.

-Stephen
http://stephendc.com
hello@stephendc.com
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/stephendillardcarrol
http://www.myspace.com/stephendillardcarroll
http://www.facebook.com/stephendillardcarroll
http://www.tagged.com/stephendillardcarroll